What did you do today, Mommy?

8:15 am: Pulled on warm clothes.
Kissed son hello.
Read Curious George, upside down.
Listened to The Three Little Kittens CD.
Put on clothes again, this time on squirming son.
Kissed husband hello.
Supervised breakfast of waffes, pancakes, bananas and cereal.
Kissed two cats hello and let them outside.
Put on an extra sweater.
Swept the back deck.
Replanted potted plants and brought them inside.
Planted tulip and daffodil bulbs in the front yard, with a little helper.
Fertilized the lawn with a spreader, with a little helper.
Made peanut butter and jelly and chocolate milk (twice) and ate it in front of Baby Bach.
Changed a very full and stinky diaper.
Applied cream to critical area under said diaper.
Read son three stories and sang him two songs.
Kissed son for naptime.
Played with pictures and this site on computer.
Watched the end of a Season Two HOUSE episode.
Had a snack of tea and toast.
Cleaned the entire downstairs: dusted, wiped, polished, swept, mopped, vacuumed, and scrubbed.
Every five minutes ran back to stove to stir husband's simmering beef stew.
Thanked husband for mowing lawn.
Read one section of the Daily Progress.
Played Blues Clues and Mickey Mouse online games with son on laptop in den.
Washed son's hands before dinner.
Ate amazing beef stew with crusty bread and merlot.
Told husband how amazing stew was, in between bites.
Washed son's hands after dinner.
Spread legs standing as a bridge for son's zooming car on floor in kitchen.
Got husband to vacuum rug under dining room table by offering him the task of dish clean-up as an alternative.
Cleaned dishes and kitchen.
Thanked husband for vacuuming dining room.
Read the remaining sections of the Daily Progress, including comics.
Ran bath, lit candle, soaked, watched bubbles rise when jacuzzi was on.
Yelled reply to husband that yes there was chocolate upstairs to give to son as reward for peeing in the potty, and its location.
Dressed again.
Pretended to talk to son on phone at his pretend car wash/garage.
Read son three stories and sang two songs.
Put 2 ounces of water in son's bottle.
Kissed son goodnight.
Answered email, surfed web.
Watched Desperate Housewives, while reading Syriana reviews online.
Let one cat knead my stomach, her addiction.
Checked email again, surfed more.
Turned off all lights downstairs.
Took 5 vitamin C tabs, brought 5 more to husband in his office.
Kissed husband goodnight.
Wrote this list.
11:20pm